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“3AM Is a Great Time to Call 911”

“3AM Is a Great Time to Call 911”

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Every firefighter, EMT, and paramedic knows the 3AM struggle all too well — when your bed is finally warm, the tones drop, and someone’s “emergency” just can’t wait until morning. This sarcastic tee is for all the first responders who live for the job — but love to laugh at its absurdities even more.

Perfect for firefighters, EMTs, paramedics, medics-in-training, dispatchers with a sense of humor — and anyone who’s ever muttered “This could’ve waited ‘til morning…” while rolling out the rig at 3AM.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm)
S 71.1 45.7
M 73.7 50.8
L 76.2 55.9
XL 78.7 61
2XL 81.3 66
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